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This The Part Where You Fall Down and Bleed To Dea

Sun Oct 18, 2009, 2:17 PM
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Sorry. The Title ran out of room. :iconhappyhitlerplz:

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The Note ♥
Dear Craig Sechler :iconiloveitplz:,

I don't know how to say this, but I hate you.
I think I realized it when your dog went crazy in your closet, and I saw you sit on John Travolta.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand I have changed sex, so I'm ditching you.
I'm sending back your artificial teeth, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
you should know that I never forget Eskimos.

Your Eternal Enemy,
Kennedy. :iconimseriousplz:

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  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: 'Classico' by Tenacious D. Wtf kinda song is that?
  • Reading: Mysterium Xarxes. FTW!
  • Playing: The Elder Scroll Fo': Oblivion
  • Eating: Nothing to eat.
  • Drinking: Skooma

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The Storeh of Me, Lawlz :iconleleleplz:



Once upon a time there was a man named Finkledorf; who gave birth to a special little girl named Kennedy, who was named after the president he killed. Kennedy was kidnapped by angry pack of Dunmer necromancers when she was three minutes old; and was raised under a McDonald's food table.

She lived off of ketchup packets and leftover cheese paper until she was four years old, and then ran away. From four to seven, she lived in the ice caps of Texas; and when she turned eight, she had a sex change. Now Kennedy is a manly she. When s/he turned 10, s/he had her/is first job working at a Chinese restaurant, where s/he made egg rolls. S/he got fired when s/he never put eggs in the rolls.

When s/he was 11, s/he found true happiness when s/he lived in an alley with a dead hobo and a zebra. When s/he was 12, s/he accomplished the greatest world record ever: Eating the most chalk in a lake full of eels and dead bodies.

When s/he turned 13, s/he got a job at a police department as a drug dog.

S/he turned 15, skipping 14 because it was a horrible number, and became the greatest convict rapper ever. S/he lived in a house with Bethesda. At the age of 15, s/he successfully became a celebrity when s/he lost 600008800 pounds by eating Subway.

Now, at the age of 17, s/he lives in a place called 4chan.org.
S/he also got a sex change back to a chick after a vicious piranha attack.

Kennedy is known for all these things, and how bad of a liar she is.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Rockaway Beach, MO
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: I'll firgure out when I'm not PMSing.
  • Interests: I'm a gamer chick; a simple tard who knows a little too much about the world of 4chan.
  • Favourite movie: If I named them all, we'd be at a respectable age.
  • Favourite band or musician: Anything that isn't rap.
  • Favourite genre of music: Lol ^
  • Favourite artist: None, yet.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Myself. It's a good feeling of self-accomplishment.
  • Favourite photographer: I can take hell of a good picture with my brain! -Snap- xD
  • Favourite style of art: MS Paint. You've always been there for me when my scanner died :O !
  • Operating System: E-Machines!!11oneone. Wow, I'm a terrible liar through the web.
  • MP3 player of choice: We poor folks don't know what that is.
  • Shell of choice: Mine. It's safe in it.
  • Wallpaper of choice: :D
  • Skin of choice: Mine. Pale, pale white.
  • Favourite game: TES IV: Oblivion, Heavenly Sword, Pokemon, World of Warcrack...pretty much EVERYTHING.
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS3, and my computer.
  • Favourite cartoon character: That's a hard one. Everyone from Disney, that's for sure.
  • Personal Quote: "Do vegitarians eat animal crackers?"
  • Tools of the Trade: :D

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~DXSciz Nov 26, 2009, 6:22:53 PM
ROFL, love the webcam!

Do you know what movie that's from? O-o

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I don't support good grammar because I don't have the money.
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~PsychoSocks Nov 17, 2009, 7:57:11 PM
I'mma touch you, fool!

:iconlickplz: :iconcandlejackplz:
OMG! It's candle--

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"I got a bowl! Good for me!!"
-Freakazoid
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~PsychoSocks Nov 8, 2009, 3:50:37 PM
:iconimhappyplz:
:iconfapplz:

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"I got a bowl! Good for me!!"
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~Saint-of-Beasts Nov 9, 2009, 5:15:18 AM
:iconiloveitplz:

Thanks!

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~PsychoSocks Nov 9, 2009, 5:24:22 PM
:iconleleleplz:
WELCOME.

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"I got a bowl! Good for me!!"
-Freakazoid
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~PsychoSocks Oct 29, 2009, 1:35:16 PM
OMG! Did you get the directions!!!

:iconraegplz:

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"I got a bowl! Good for me!!"
-Freakazoid
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~Saint-of-Beasts Oct 30, 2009, 4:20:33 AM
:iconimscaredplz:

Why, yes.

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:iconpsychosocks:
~PsychoSocks Oct 30, 2009, 1:59:49 PM
:iconyeahplz:

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"I got a bowl! Good for me!!"
-Freakazoid
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~crashdummie Oct 19, 2009, 4:40:05 PM
Thanks for adding the Slashers to your favorites!

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You called me a dummy? Crash Smash!
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