25 Random Insults Comebacks25 Random Insults and Comebacks1. You: Your hair is messed up.Person: Your brain is messed up.You: At least I have one2. It's funny, how a [guy, girl] like you can have such a tiny brain and still have a huge mouth
3. Man: Havent I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, thats why I dont go there anymore.4. Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.5. Man: So, what do you do for a living?Woman: Im a female impersonator.6. Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?Woman: Do not enter.7. Man: If I could see you naked, Id die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing.8. Youre so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch Sixty Minutes.9. I don't think you are an idiot, but then what's MY opinion against everyone else's?10. I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.11. I don't know what makes you so freaking stupid, but it really works!12. If we were to kill e
edward the sparkly vampirethis is to be sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed ReindeerEdward the sparkly vampirehad a very sparkly assand if you ever saw ityou would REALLY want to gagall of the other vampiresalways laugh and call him namesthey never let that dumbassjoin in any vampire gamesthen one foggy hallows eveDracula came to towntook one look at edward, saidSparkly? thats it im retiringnow all the other vampireswant to take edwards lifehe made their leader retirehe's ruined vampires for life!
The Edward Cullen Joke What does Edward Cullen and a Christmas tree have in common?...Their balls are for decoration.